What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?