What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the bee sad?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How was the wedding?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?