What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is the color of the wind?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?