What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?