What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What are baby potatoes called?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Bears love exotic cars.