What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the fish blush?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?