What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?