What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Where do ships always get stuck?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the world's weakest animal?