Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
If you need help building an ark...
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?