Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What shape has a knighthood?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do you get kids to do something?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of music do planets like?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Where does laundry go to college?