What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?