What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the confused bee say?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do cats give such great massages?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?