Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What fish only swims at night?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Where do stars go to college?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which dogs love to study science?