Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Which dogs love to study science?
Which cats have the best manners?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?