What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the saddest part of the week?