What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesawus.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
How does dinner smell?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do you measure a millennial?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a hairless poodle?