How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?