How can you make 7 even?
You take away the "s".
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?