Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What country has the most fish?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What nationality are most fish?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?