Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
It's Crowded!
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you do when two snails fight?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What day is your mom always right?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?