Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a tired tree?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where was Noah born?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Bears love exotic cars.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you spot a modern spider?