Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?