Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do naked fish play with?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?