Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the horse so happy?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?