Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
He wanted a "light" snack after dinner.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are baseball games at night?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
My friend David had his ID stolen.