Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why are goats so funny?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?