Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
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What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What sweet treat never panics?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?