Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a small mom?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a short cow?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's black and white and red all over?