What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where are average things manufactured?