What do you call a dancing sheep?
A baa-llerina!
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What birds make average students?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Where does breakfast live?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?