It's Crowded!
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.
Which singer could always break a five?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?