What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?