What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?