What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why was the dog so popular?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?