What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
What style of music weighs the most?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why is a computer so smart?