What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Mufasa.
What's the king of all school supplies?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?