What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
Why was the dog overweight?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?