What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
See ya litter!
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How does dinner smell?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?