Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Surprise!!!!
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?