Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What country has the most fish?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?