Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
I broke my finger!
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
When do astronauts eat?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who is the fastest reindeer?