What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Where do cows go for lunch?