What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?