What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
How did the toad die?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why was the horse so happy?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?