What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What do you call an old snowman?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?