What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What siblings are always sad?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where do books sleep?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why is a computer so smart?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?