What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What was the first animal in space?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What does the sun drink out of?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?