Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Bill Clinton.
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?