Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call two birds in love?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What stories are told by basketball players?