What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which computer won the talent show?
How do automobiles fly?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
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Are baby skunks cute?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?