What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
The museum curator needed a break.
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?