What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's the politest month?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why do legumes gossip so much?