What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Surprise!!!!
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is blue and not heavy?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why was the cat so small?
What country has the most fish?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?