What do cows always add to their salad?
Cattle ranch dressing!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the barber win the race?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?