What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What math figure is also in the band?