What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
When do astronauts eat?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
How do you organize a space party?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Want to hear a joke about construction?