What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What game do cows play at parties?
Why was the bee sad?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is the coolest country?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?