What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What animal has the most fun?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?