What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?