What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?