What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the holiest insect?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?