What stories are told by basketball players?
Tall stories.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do bees chew?
How did the toad die?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?