What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
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Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
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Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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Which founding father loves to sing?
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Which bird would make a great farmer?
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What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?