What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?