What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Frankincense.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do bees chew?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What fairy loves to count?
Why do mice need oiling?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?