Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?