Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why does Jesus drive so much?