Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the most masculine animal?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?