Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which animals make the best football players?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.