Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Because they are chill-dren.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are cowboys always religious?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
How do frogs get to work?
What did one plate say to the other?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?