What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call two birds in love?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?