What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
A maybee.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.