What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why are books always so angry?