What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?