What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
You have to take life by the reindeer!
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the cat so small?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
How are mountains able to see?