Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Reese, with her spoon.
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Which animals make the best football players?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?