What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why are you leaving?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do fleas travel?