What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do insects learn at school?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?