What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What tree has the most bark?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
How do billboards talk?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How long will dinner be?
When do mice play every day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?