What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the confused bee say?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?