How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?