How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is the beach so confident?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?