Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?