Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
When is Dad's bedtime?
When do mice play every day?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What was the first animal in space?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?