What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did March say to the madness?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Bears love exotic cars.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?