What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?