What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?