What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do cows go for lunch?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?