What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Space-ex.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What country has the most fish?
Why is money so stubborn?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?