What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?