What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What does winter fat turn into?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you say if you meet a toad?