Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Finland.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?