Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Sonic®.
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are ghosts always single?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why did the student eat their homework?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?