How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?