How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?