How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator.
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What condiment has wings?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?