Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
How do bears keep cool?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?