Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?