Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What are baby potatoes called?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What animal loves Indian food?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?