Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?