Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?