Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?