What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?