What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?