What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
A Ford Siesta.
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why are skunks always so depressed?