What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
When do mice play every day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?