What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Hello. Hello. Hello.
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How long do chickens work?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do bees chew?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?