Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a table you can eat?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?