Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Because it was overbooked!
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?