Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?