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Because they love to add items to the cart.
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Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?